Assemble your troops and polish your hooks and needles: the crochet fight has begun! In this unique guide to creating your crafty armory, beloved crochet enthusiast and certified funny guy Steven Borzachillo shows you how to wield the most frightening weapons of war from the fluffiest of yarns. Surprise your friends with sneak attacks with a fluffy Ninja Star, walk your family down the plank with a soft but powerful Pirate Sword or surprise your siblings on the other side of the couch with velvety Cannonballs flying out of your own crochet Cannon! With this beginner-friendly guide to the battlefield, you’re sure to come out a winner. And don’t worry, the only thing that will be actually wounded is your enemy’s pride.