'Human beings fear the unknown. So, whatever's freaking you out, grab it by the balls and say hello. Then it ain't the unknown anymore and it ain't scary. Or I guess it could be a sh*tload scarier' Sam Halpern Soon after Sh*t My Dad Says began to take off, comic writer Justin Halpern decided to take the plunge and propose to his then girlfriend. But before doing so, he asked his dad's advice, which was very, very simple (and surprisingly clean): 'Just take a day to think about it. ' This book is the story of that trip down memory lane, a toe-curlingly honest pilgrim's progress of teenage relationships, sex and love by one of the funniest writers at work today. Sh*t people say about Justin Halpern: 'Ridiculously hilarious' Chelsea Handler 'Shoot-beer-out-your-nose funny' Maxim 'Funny, silly, honest, lively and fresh' Sunday Times