A sizzling neighbors-to-lovers romantic comedy about two strangers who waited until their final minutes to act on their feelings... and then lived.  Awkward. Emergency Alert: Ballistic threat inbound to DC.  Valeria Fuentes and Lander Dawson have fifteen minutes left to live. One last chance to tie up loose ends and live out their wildest dreams. So... they screw each other's brains out, naturally. Except Valeria and Lander are strangers. This headstrong camgirl and hotshot lawyer may be neighbors, but they've barely spoken. Tonight, it doesn't matter. Going out with a bang (literally) is the perfect ending... until they learn the emergency alert was a mistake. Now, neither can forget their scorching hot hookup. Valeria wants to pretend it never happened. There's no future for a guy trying to make partner at a prestigious firm and a girl who performs for strangers every night... But Lander disagrees. And he'll do whatever it takes to prove he doesn't just support Valeria's lifestyle-he loves it. STREAMS AND SCHEMES is a steamy, full-length, standalone romcom about a camgirl who hates lawyers and a lawyer who low-key doesn't care. HEA guaranteed!